FAQ's
Where We're Made?
We're a US-based company that actually prints in the US — Florida and Texas, to be exact. Novel concept, we know.
For everyone outside the States, we've partnered with printers around the world, so your order shows up fast without your shirt racking up more frequent flyer miles than you have.
Do You Ship Worldwide?
Yes. Wherever you are, we'll find a way to get a shirt to you. Rates vary by location — check our shipping policy for the specifics, because we're funny, not psychic.
Can I Track My Order?
Yes. Once it ships, you'll get a tracking email with a number to obsessively refresh — right up until it lands on your doorstep.
What Are Your Tees Made Of?
High-quality, genuinely comfortable materials — soft enough to live in, durable enough to survive whatever you put it through, gentle enough on skin that you'll forget you're wearing it. Exact fabric varies by item, so check the product page for specifics.